it’s 9 o’clock. do you know where your brain is?

HOLY MOTHER OF BURGERS

So many things happened these past days. Please make yourself comfy. 

First off, there was a real fire alarm in Ham/MacG Wed night. WTF. I went to bed at 1 cause I wanted to study for my Japanese test on Th, and my lovely roomie was off with some random guy that I have not yet given my blessing to date her wtf. SO. I finally was able to fall asleep (in case you didn’t know, I’m a special insomniac) and the bloody alarm decides it’s time to bug the shit out of me. I tell you, if the alarm were a person, I’d beat seven shades of shit out of her (kudos to you if you know where that quote comes from). I swear to you, it felt like a war zone. the crazy “shit shit who the fuck is shooting us” was in my head and I didn’t really understand what was going on, didn’t see my roomie anywhere, thought it was the middle of the day (which was obviously wrong, but I didn’t give a crap about it), heard some noise on the hallway, realized that it was a fucking shitty night, grabbed shoes and a sweater and headed out the door to join the herd. IT WAS FUCKING ANNOYING WTF standing out there in the cold, not knowing wtf happened, then hearing that there’s smoke coming out of fucking Ham which I absofuckinlutely HATE, and then seeing people smoking a few feet away from me. wtf. I wanted one too. And the cause was epically pathetic. A steam leak on the 5th floor. wtf people. get a fucking life. 

BUT wait. there’s more. 

I didn’t wake up in time for ANY of my classes on Th. And my roomie (who came back around 8 ) thought I had no class and let me sleep. Fuck. I studied my ass for the fucking Japanese quiz, and I didn’t even take it. wtf. oh well, I contacted my senseis and told them a big fat lie and asked them if I could take the test the next day. which was totally fine with them. Hokay, so since that was settled (I didn’t really care for the other class, comp sci pshh lah wtf) I took a shower, got dressed and started my Japanese composition due the following day. At 4 my roomie calls me to tell me she wants me to bring her suitcase to the bridge so she can gtfo of here (she went to Florida the sucker) and I help her because I am THAT kind hearted. After 30 minutes, she sends me a text asking me if her debit card is in her pencil case. WTF?? I looked for it like a murderer looks for victims but couldn’t find it. THEN she texts me back saying j/k lah, have it. fucking shit man, don’t do that to me again. you phail at life.

there’s more on Th but the paragraph is too fucking long that I am starting a new one. SO, as I was saying, I was doing my composition on traveling. It gets close to dinner, I call a bunch of friends to ask if they wanna grab something to eat, but with no luck since they all sucked on Th. So I ended up eating alone, which is terrible, since I never eat alone. Except in the morning. You wouldn’t want me next to you in the morning. Oh well, I accept my sad fate and proceed back to my room to finish my composition. around 8.17 pm I get a text saying that they are rehearsing in Pratt. wtf? I checked ella and I wasn’t called. so I called them back and asked wtf is going on? It seems they forgot to change the schedule on ella, so I was expected at 10 pm to rehearse. Also, no one told me that by rehearsal they meant, SONG rehearsal. fuck. I ate an ice cream at dinner. perfect for my voice. oh well, can’t do anything about it. After that I come back to my room, finish my composition around 12, and then do my orgo hw. I stayed up until 3.a.m. Speaking of composition, my sensei said she wants us to write between 400 and 800 characters, which means a page, but NO!, I had to write not 1, not 2, BUT 3 PAGES! wtf I couldn’t stop writing. I was so into it. Hope she won’t mind reading a little more…

On Fri I woke up early to take my test and hand in my composition and went to orgo. Friday really isn’t so important since I spent it all in my room doing crap shit nothing. I listened to a lot of music and realized that I need more Shiina Ringo in my life. Honnou is stuck in my head because I can totally relate to it. Plus, I can sing it pretty well wtf

BUT

today, I went out with 3 wonderful ladies, to the outlet mall. of course, a lot of money was spent. but it’s all in the past now. I still need stuff, but I got some pretty nice clothes and a pair of sandals. I think I will go to Vegas Night after all, Vegas Night being this skanky party hosted by my college where girls can hook up with boys or with girls or guys with guys or threesomes or foursomes and some more. You get the idea. oh and there’s also poker somewhere. Anyway wtf. And for this lovely event of the year, one must dress accordingly. Need to think about it a little more.