o mai gad you guys, did you know they have Weight Watchers online for MEN? Cause

REAL MEN DON’T DIET!

They eat real food and can achieve real weight loss with a customized online system built just for men.

I came across this ad while I was online people watching. At 3 am. Eating Wonka Nerds because I am hungry and lack appropriate foodage. By the way, foodage should totally be a word. It makes you think of bondage. I am really not into that, “not that’s anything wrong with it” (I’ll give you a virtual candy if you tell me from where I took that), but bondage makes me think of other interesting things. Like, nah I’m not gonna tell you. I’m too shy for that. 

But yes people, the world is changing, and I can feeeeel the change on my own dry skin. I also feel that it is an important change that one must take into account. You wouldn’t want to wake up tomorrow and say, When the fuck did all this happen? Be warned. So yeah, the change is basically, it’s getting too fucking cold in here. So cold that my two fingers that hold the damn cigarette are bound to fall off before this winter is over. Do you understand what I’m saying? Say what? 

What what in the butt?

ooookay

My roommate told me I act as if I were high. O WOE IS ME, I wish I were high. 

Furthermore (just felt the need to use some linking words every now and then) I have my Japanese oral exam tomorrow. I have to talk about my reasons for studying Japanese, an article about a women only net cafe in Osaka, and Xmas customs in Romania. All this in 15 minutes. Pretty impressive, don’t you think? I think it is pretty impressive. So impressive indeed. (whenever I try to write impressive I accidentally type in 3 s’s instead of 2. Impressive – oh, there it goes again) Will I be able to do it? Will I be able to conquer that virgin island with my ubber awesome power? Will I freeze to death outside my dorm only to be found by Pub Safety the next morning and having an article in the college daily newspaper and people laughing at my sorry self? Will I ever finish writing this post?